Tuesday, July 6, 2010

bye bye love

dear blue jeans,

i remember the day i got you---
you were the last resort after finally convincing
the lady at the store i had large thighs.
you were once dark, and not faded.
and despite all the smaller holes, i was convinced that i could wear you once more....until i found the massive hole in the butt (which i'm glad i found before we went out together in public again) and now you'll hit file 13.

i think i'm most sad that i'll have to go thru the depressing experience of shopping for a new favorite pair of jeans. bummer.

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