Secret shots by Dallas

 I'm sure our neighbors are very nice people once you get to know them. I'm sorry new(er) neighbors, we just miss the old ones. Our old ones would ride their riding lawnmower around, smoking a cigar and be on dandelion control. You, for whatever reason, have started a dandelion farm in your front yard, causing millions of the little bugers to dominate ours. Also, you only mow your lawn once every month. It only takes you 4 hours to complete this daunting task. For example, you feel it necessary to burn a crap-ton of coal to power your under powered electric lawn mower that frankly sounds like a misquote.  It also takes you 4 different rounds with your weenie mower because it's not able to cut over 1" of grass at a time. Feel free to borrow ours if need be, but we really do like watching you move the cord out of the way every minute or so.  Best of luck with that half acre lot!