Thank you for your friendly reminder we found in our mailbox. I realize that it is important to be on top of your car's maintenance but to me this flyer actually reads:
Dear Dalllas (with 3 l's),
Your jeep cj 5, which has not ran on the road for nearly 14 years, has very nice tires but could use some scheduled maintenance. Our records indicate that the following be done: re-assemble engine by putting heads on and attaching all hoses, then trying to see if it starts up with no leaks from head gaskets; continue working on wiring breaks; continue talking wife into immediately purchasing roll cage, installing seat belts, getting new axels (and installing them), purchase and install new transfer case and put fuzzy dice on something since there is no rear view mirror. Oh yes- a windshield would be good too. All of these things can be done with our coupon of 10% off your scheduled maintenance.
Sincerely,
The big o team
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