no, we're not talking about viagra,
or birth control,
or someone being a "little pill"
or anything that any human is going to engulf
(here the story goes)
this past weekend ezra decided to freak us out by limping horribly around the house with a gimpy leg so (long story short) we ended up going to the vet, getting sedated, xrays....... the entire 9 yards. right before leaving i remembered that there was a small kitty cat i had been meaning to ask about.
"dr taylor, william is growing dreadlocks and he won't let us cut them out. do you have any sedative type medicine that would make this easier?"
(i can't believe i had the nerve to ask for this. she probably thinks we are nuts)
"how much does he weigh?"
"15-16 lbs"
"ok, give him 1/4 a pill and in one hour he should be sedated. if he's still wired you can give him another 1/4"
thus THE PILL
and as ez i walked away i hear her laughing,
"william has dreadlocks....."
or birth control,
or someone being a "little pill"
or anything that any human is going to engulf
(here the story goes)
this past weekend ezra decided to freak us out by limping horribly around the house with a gimpy leg so (long story short) we ended up going to the vet, getting sedated, xrays....... the entire 9 yards. right before leaving i remembered that there was a small kitty cat i had been meaning to ask about.
"dr taylor, william is growing dreadlocks and he won't let us cut them out. do you have any sedative type medicine that would make this easier?"
(i can't believe i had the nerve to ask for this. she probably thinks we are nuts)
"how much does he weigh?"
"15-16 lbs"
"ok, give him 1/4 a pill and in one hour he should be sedated. if he's still wired you can give him another 1/4"
thus THE PILL
and as ez i walked away i hear her laughing,"william has dreadlocks....."
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